Yes I actually did see a UFO unless anyone has familiarity with shooting stars going sideways and could prove me wrong.
I did not see the “tall whites” our government is working with – the ones who wear dark glasses to hide their enormous eyes & are very tall and thin with white blonde hair – but we never made in to LV proper either. Next time you visit LV here’s a final recognition tip – the “tall whites” don’t have the physiology for long strides – they do a sort of short stride shuffle – I have that on good authority.
I didn’t sample the alien fresh jerky (Text Alien to 72000 if you’d like to try) or the meteorite filtered vodka. I have my regrets.